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Germany and The Netherlands Long Weekend

23-25 August 2019

A long weekend in Germany and The Netherlands, visiting Hansa Park, Hamburg Dom, De Waarbeek, Hellendoorn, Slagharen, Toverland and Movie Park Germany.

My friend Ben and I have done some fairly crazy coaster trips in our time, but this was one of our most ambitious so far: 6 parks and 1 fair in 2 countries over 3 days covering almost 1000km starting at Hamburg and ending in Dusseldorf. There wasn't a lot of room for things going wrong if we were going to get everywhere we wanted to go!

Friday 23rd August 2019

Hansa Park

Hansa Park entrance

Having stayed overnight in a hotel next to Hamburg Airport, we were up early for the hour drive to Hansa Park

Hansa Park band

The park band played us in

Hansa Park breakfast

Hansa Park serves a wonderful breakfast

Schwur des Kärnan

Schwur des Kärnan (Oath of Kärnan) is one of Hansa's largest coasters

Schwur des Kärnan

The ride contains a few nice surprises in its tower, although the rest of the ride is a bit bumpy

Schwur des Kärnan

Hansa Park has a stupid policy of not allowing glasses to be worn, even when secured with a strap, which put a big dampener on my ride as I couldn't see anything

Laser show

We went to see the park's very impressive laser show

Fluch von Novgorod

No, this isn't Kärnan, although you could be forgiven for thinking that: this is Fluch von Novgorod, a rollercoaster which looks very similar to Kärnan - it was even built by Gerstlaurer, the same manufacturer

Fluch von Novgorod

Again there's a stupid no glasses even with a strap rule, which ruined this ride for me too

Boat ride

The setting for Hansa Park's children's boat ride is beautiful with masses of colourful flowers on show

Hansa Park

There are some nice views of Hansa Park's coastal location from the top of the observation tower ...

Hansa Park

... although there's also some butt ugly high rise buildings on show

Log flume

The park's log flume was good fun ...

Super Splash

... but similar to Kärnan and Fluch von Novgorod, they went and built a very similar Super Splash ride right next door to it!

Hansa Park parade

There's a nice little afternoon parade

Bell

The Bell is Hansa Park's most unusual ride - a bit like a gyro swing but inside a bell. It's fun but again no glasses allowed ... arrrghhhh!!

Hansa Park

Thorpe Park take note: this is how to make a spinning raft ride look stunning, rather than a leaking mess

Hansa Park

After a few re-rides and some photo taking, it was time to head out of the park and back to Hamburg

Hamburg Dom

Hamburg Dom

We had deliberately booked a hotel close to Hamburg Dom, one of Germany's largest fairs, so after checking in we walked down the road to the main entrance

Hamburg Dom

Our first ride was on Crazy Mouse, a very spinny wild mouse!

Hamburg Dom

Ever been to a mouse circus? No, neither had I. It turns out it's 300 mice running around a large cage with various circus themed props. Kinda what you might expect really. At €3 entrance, that works out as 1 cent per mouse. Not sure it was quite worth that much though!

Geister Fabrik

Next up was a ride on Geister Fabrik, an interactive ghost train

Geister Fabrik

The ride was great - almost like a rollercoaster in parts, together with lots of effects and even some live actors!

Currywurst

Currywurst - typically German fair food, typically tasty

Dr Archibald

Highlight of the night was Dr Archibald: Master of Time, a virtual reality dark ride. Usually VR is pretty shoddy, but this was brilliantly done.

Rock & Roller Coaster

Rock & Roller Coaster was another highlight

Cars

It's a portable Schwarzkopf coaster with really nice themed cars

Fireworks

There aren't many fairs which have a fireworks display every Friday night

Spuk

Last ride of the night (for me at least) was Spuk, another superbly themed ghost train

Saturday 24th August 2019

Saturday was by far the most ambitious day of the trip, beginning with a three and a half hour drive from Hamburg into The Netherlands. We planned to visit three theme parks before 6pm that evening, none of which either of us had been to before. However, our plans were almost scuppered before they had begun: We had stopped at a service station for a lovely breakfast overlooking the motorway. Suddenly a huge cloud of smoke appeared on one side of the road as a car caught fire. Thankfully the occupants had all managed to jump out quickly. We raced back to our car and were able to make it out of the services before the police shut the road, and continued our journey towards the first park of the day, De Waarbeek.

De Waarbeek

De Waarbeek Car Park

We parked our hire car in the car park, which didn't really leave the greatest impression (arguably neither the cheapo car nor the car park)

De Waarbeek

De Waarbeek is a charming, small but well kept children's park in the Dutch countryside

De Waarbeek Rodelbaan

We had visited principally to ride Rodelbaan, the park's steel rollercoaster

De Waarbeek Rodelbaan

The ride was built in 1930, making it the world's oldest surviving steel coaster

De Waarbeek Rodelbaan

Rodelbaan is a really fun ride, very smooth with some lovely moments

Avonturenpark Hellendoorn

Avonturenpark Hellendoorn

We left De Waarbeek and drove the thirty minutes northwest to Hellendoorn, another Netherlands park set in the countryside

Donderstenen

We started with a ride on Donderstenen, Hellendoorn's Zierer Force Two family coaster.

Queue

The sun was shining and unsurprisingly the park was full of people, so the queue for the indoor rollercoaster was very long

Rioolrat

The coaster was reminiscent of the old Sewer Rat at Lightwater Valley, although the ride hardware at Hellendoorn is a lot newer and doesn't require sandbags in the trains!

Tornado

Tornado was one of the most painful Vekoma rollercoasters I've ever had the misfortune of riding, with multiple uncomfortable shunts and bangs throughout the ride

Log Flume

The log flume provided a welcome cool down

Clock

It was just after 1pm and we'd managed to ride everything we wanted to at the second park of the day - we were doing well! After a spot of lunch it was time to get back in the car to travel another 45 minutes north ...

Slagharen

Slagharen

Slagharen's entrance betrays the Wild Western theme that lies beyond and encompasses much of the park

Gold Rush

The park's major attraction is Gold Rush, a launched Gerstlauer Infinity coaster

Gold Rush

The ride is lots of fun, although the launch isn't spectacularly forceful

Gold Rush

The only real disappointment with Gold Rush was that, yet again, glasses with straps were not allowed on the ride. That was less of a problem than at Hansa Park though, as Gold Rush does not feature any dark ride elements like Kärnan.

Slagharen Main Street

Slagharen is laid out with two main park sections at either end of a long (and overcrowded) Main Street

Chairlift

We queued for a lot longer than we thought we would for the park's chairlift, which gives an alternative to walking between the two sides

Main Street

The chairlift does at least give some nice views over Main Street

Main Street

Slagharen's other coaster is a Vekoma mine train. Unfortunately by the time we rode it, the weather was hot and humid so I wasn't concentrating very much to remember much about it.

4D Cinema

We decided to go for a cool down in the 4D cinema, which was showing the Yogi Bear 4D Experience

4D cinema

Slagharen's cinema is really nicely decorated ... and air conditioned. I found it the perfect place for a nap while the film was on (it's OK, I've seen it before at Drayton Manor)!

Wild West Adventure

We were intrigued by Wild West Adventure, which had been described as an "indoor rapids ride"

Wild West Adventure

It turned out to be a pleasant wild west themed indoor boat ride, using rapids style boats

Character

Slagharen was open until 6pm, but unlike at other parks everything shut at exactly 6pm. Even the shops! It was bizarre, not least because on such a hot day there were many park guests who would have gladly bought a cold drink on their way out. It seems that Slagharen is just throwing away the chance to make some easy extra money.

Shell

Booting everyone out at exactly the same time caused chaos in the car park, meaning it took almost half an hour to get out. Proving how hot the day had been, even at close to 6:45pm it was still 30°C!

Roadhouse

We stopped for dinner at Roadhouse, an American themed steakhouse

Food

The food was fantastic

Sunday 25th August 2019

Toverland

Marching band

A surprise to start the day - a marching band in the middle of the road!

Toverland

Toverland has changed a lot since we were last here: you no longer enter the park through a big metal shed ...

Toverland

The park has a spectacular new entrance

Avalon

Part of Toverland's major expansion has been the amazingly beautiful Avalon area which opened last year

Avalon 2

The land is themed around the Legend of King Arthur, and features gentle grassy slopes and stonework surrounding a large lake

Fenix

Avalon's largest attraction is Fenix, Toverland's new B&M Wing Coaster

Fenix airtime hill

I really like B&M Wing Coasters, and Fenix is one of the best

Avalon resturant

Avalon also features a new restaurant and a boat ride

Merlin's Quest

I hadn't realised before we rode it that at one point Merlin's Quest floats into a cave for a colourful mystical dark ride section

Toverland Magische Vallei

After exploring Avalon, we headed into Magische Vallei

Dwervelwind

Dwervelwind is always fun - I'm looking forward to Paultons Park's Mack spinner opening next year!

Toverland Dwervelwind

They decided to add the second train while we were queuing. It's interesting to watch: the train rises from the maintenance shed underneath and up into the station. It's pretty slow though - it takes almost five minutes for the train to be transferred, and then the lift mechanism has to lower back down.

Toverland

We found these two lurking in the new Port Laguna area

Toverland

Our lunch options were restricted as Toverland's main resturant had been closed for a special event, but this pulled pork and chips was acceptably tasty

Toverland dive show

There's some exciting moments in the new dive show!

Troy

No visit to Toverland would be complete without a ride on Troy. I'm not a big fan of the new music though ... for me Troy will always be "de sensatie"!

Movie Park Germany

Wankum

Our day was not over - there was just time to fit in one more theme park. On the way though, I let my immature thirteen year old out for a bit to enjoy this road sign.

Movie Park Germany

Ben and I had visited Movie Park Germany only two years ago, but the new Star Trek: Operation Enterprise was delayed and we missed it by a matter of weeks. With the park only 30 minutes away from Dusseldorf Airport, it seemed silly not to pop in on the way home to try out the new rollercoaster!

Star Trek

We headed straight over to Star Trek

Star Trek queue

Even though the park was very busy, the queue for the new rollercoaster was only five minutes long

Strar Trek preshow

There's a lot of faff before boarding the ride, with numerous overly-long preshows to endure (especially painful if, like me, you're not a Star Trek fan who understands who all the characters are)

Star Trek: Operation Enterprise

The coaster itself is not bad although there's a noticable rattle that is surprising given it's young age. I preferred Slagharen's Gold Rush from the previous day, which had a more refined layout and was definitely smoother.

Santa Monica Pier

Due to the construction of Star Trek, the southern entrance to the Santa Monica Pier section was closed on our last visit

Saloon

Two years ago the saloon was home to the Western Lightning show - it doesn't look like that is running any more

Movie Park Germany 4D cinema

The Looney Tunes 4D movie is perfectly pitched, with some classic cartoon style comedy moments and nice use of the 4D effects

Area 51

The old Bermuda Triangle: Alien Encounter has been rethemed into Area 51: Top Secret

Area 51

The ride is currently on soft opening. Unfortunately the queue was too long for us to ride, but the queueline and station theming look good.

Excalibur

Movie Park Germany's rapids ride got a retheme last year. Given the sunny weather, it wasn't surprising the queue for it was massive, so sadly we weren't able to ride it either - it seems there are some more reasons to visit the park again in the future!

Clock

We needed to leave at about 6pm to get to the airport, so there wasn't much time left in the park

Star Trek: Operation Enterprise

Star Trek: Operation Enterprise was still almost walk-on, so we made that our final ride

British Airways 100

A little surprise on my plane home: the day marked the 100th anniversary of British Airways, so every passenger was given a small chocolate to celebrate

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