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Sik Rides and Sub Terras

3-4 June 2023

Visiting Flamingo Land to ride Sik, and Alton Towers to see the latest on Nemesis and Sub-Terra's reopening...

It's been quite a few years since I last visited Flamingo Land, the Yorkshire theme park which attracted a huge amount of rollercoaster enthusiast attention last year when they opened the unusually named Sik, a massive Intamin 10-inversion coaster which was a huge new addition for the park. I finally made it up North to try it out myself on what turned out to be a wonderfully warm sunny Saturday in early June - only one year late!

To break up the journey back, the next day we popped in to Alton Towers to see how the Nemesis retracking project was going, plus have a go on the recently re-opened (but still piss-poor) Nemesis Sub-Terra.

Flamingo Land

Saturday 3rd June 2023
The day started with a 90 minute drive from my overnight stop at the Doncaster Lakeside Premier Inn

The day started with a 90 minute drive from my overnight stop at the Doncaster Lakeside Premier Inn

Cloudless blue skies welcomed me to Flamingo Land, arriving just ahead of Paul

Cloudless blue skies welcomed me to Flamingo Land, arriving just ahead of Paul

First up was the coaster we had travelled up to Yorkshire to ride, <a href='../../../theme-parks/europe/uk/flamingo-land/rides/sik/'>Sik</a>

First up was the coaster we had travelled up to Yorkshire to ride, Sik

We joined a small queue of people waiting for the ride to open

We joined a small queue of people waiting for the ride to open

We were soon inside Sik's colourful station waiting to board one of the first trains of the day

We were soon inside Sik's colourful station waiting to board one of the first trains of the day

The previous train returned to the station, and we boarded ready for our turn ...

The previous train returned to the station, and we boarded ready for our turn ...

... only to have to disembark as the ride had broken down.  Unlike several other parks, though, Flamingo Land were very apologetic
    and gave us exit passes so we could come back and ride later.

... only to have to disembark as the ride had broken down. Unlike several other parks, though, Flamingo Land were very apologetic and gave us exit passes so we could come back and ride later.

Instead we made our way over to <a href='../../../theme-parks/europe/uk/flamingo-land/rides/mumbo-jumbo/'>Mumbo Jumbo</a>, where we bumped into friends Shane, Michelle and Toby!

Instead we made our way over to Mumbo Jumbo, where we bumped into friends Shane, Michelle and Toby!

There was a small wait, made slightly longer because some poor girl's phone had fallen out of her pocket on the first drop

There was a small wait, made slightly longer because some poor girl's phone had fallen out of her pocket on the first drop

The ride ops were kind enough to stop the ride and have a quick look for it, rather than making her come back at the end of the day ... 
    luckily they managed to spot it!

The ride ops were kind enough to stop the ride and have a quick look for it, rather than making her come back at the end of the day ... luckily they managed to spot it!

Mumbo Jumbo was more violent than I remembered it, but still good fun

Mumbo Jumbo was more violent than I remembered it, but still good fun

We timed our ride well, as the queue had grown quite a bit by the time we got off

We timed our ride well, as the queue had grown quite a bit by the time we got off

Over to the Dino Stone area next for a ride on Flamingo Land's Zamperla spinning family coaster, Twistosaurus. 
    We managed a fantastically spinny ride thanks to a very unbalanced car!

Over to the Dino Stone area next for a ride on Flamingo Land's Zamperla spinning family coaster, Twistosaurus. We managed a fantastically spinny ride thanks to a very unbalanced car!

I love the park's colourful dark ride, Mischief Mansion

I love the park's colourful dark ride, Mischief Mansion

A leisurely drive through the countryside on Wacky Races

A leisurely drive through the countryside on Wacky Races

We declined the chance to have a go on the upcharge zorb attraction, which mainly seemed to involve people falling over and struggling to get back on their feet!

We declined the chance to have a go on the upcharge zorb attraction, which mainly seemed to involve people falling over and struggling to get back on their feet!

The cute little Peter Rabbit themed Lily Bobtail Nature Discovery

The cute little Peter Rabbit themed Lily Bobtail Nature Discovery

Time to catch the People Mover back to the other end of the park

Time to catch the People Mover back to the other end of the park

It goes so slowly I suspect it wouldn't have taken us much longer to walk!

It goes so slowly I suspect it wouldn't have taken us much longer to walk!

Sik was back in operation so we were able to take our first ride, skipping the minimal queue and getting on straight from the exit

Sik was back in operation so we were able to take our first ride, skipping the minimal queue and getting on straight from the exit

Ten - count 'em - inversions

Ten - count 'em - inversions

While it does vibrate its way around the track like a sex toy, it is a great ride

While it does vibrate its way around the track like a sex toy, it is a great ride

One thing I really noticed at Flamingo Land was the cleanliness of the park, in stark contrast to Alton Towers:
    cleaning staff walking around all day, no discarded litter blowing around, no overflowing rubbish bins, pleasant smelling toilets - everything looked spotless

One thing I really noticed at Flamingo Land was the cleanliness of the park, in stark contrast to Alton Towers: cleaning staff walking around all day, no discarded litter blowing around, no overflowing rubbish bins, pleasant smelling toilets - everything looked spotless

We found a table outside and had a very nicely cooked and tasty lunch at Metropolis Bar & Grill

We found a table outside and had a very nicely cooked and tasty lunch at Metropolis Bar & Grill

It was great timing, and we were able to watch the pirate show going on opposite

It was great timing, and we were able to watch the pirate show going on opposite

Flamingos ... at Flamingo Land

Flamingos ... at Flamingo Land

Chilled out camel

Chilled out camel

The Zoo Monorail is good for spotting monkeys

The Zoo Monorail is good for spotting monkeys

Up close with the wallabies

Up close with the wallabies

Black Rhino

Black Rhino

Picturesque penguins

Picturesque penguins

How many theme parks have views of a pretty Engish church and a goat?

How many theme parks have views of a pretty Engish church and a goat?

Back for another go on Sik

Back for another go on Sik

The ride exits through a shop selling SikSilk branded clothes

The ride exits through a shop selling SikSilk branded clothes

Sik is by far the best rollercoaster at Flamingo Land ...

Sik is by far the best rollercoaster at Flamingo Land ...

... but Kumali is still pretty good too (for an SLC!)

... but Kumali is still pretty good too (for an SLC!)

An afternoon train trip around the park

An afternoon train trip around the park

We bumped into more friends Chris and Sarah in the queue for Zooom!, which became our final ride of the day

We bumped into more friends Chris and Sarah in the queue for Zooom!, which became our final ride of the day

We'd had a fantastic time at Flamingo Land - the park feels like its come on since my last visit, it looked great and Sik is a superb addition

We'd had a fantastic time at Flamingo Land - the park feels like its come on since my last visit, it looked great and Sik is a superb addition

A two and a half hour drive later, and I arrived at my bed for the night at Premier Inn Uttoxeter - in a fancy pants Premier Plus room no less!

A two and a half hour drive later, and I arrived at my bed for the night at Premier Inn Uttoxeter - in a fancy pants Premier Plus room no less!

Alton Towers

Sunday 4th June 2023
One of the benefits of staying in Uttoxeter was I only had a short drive to Alton Towers the next morning

One of the benefits of staying in Uttoxeter was I only had a short drive to Alton Towers the next morning

Visitors were greeted at the entrance by two large inflatables

Visitors were greeted at the entrance by two large inflatables

The park's Mardi Gras event was in full swing

The park's Mardi Gras event was in full swing

Good morning

Good morning

Hello ladies

Hello ladies

First ride of the day on the always awesome <a href='../../../theme-parks/europe/uk/alton-towers/rides/wicker-man/'>Wicker Man</a>

First ride of the day on the always awesome Wicker Man

Time for Paul's first ride on <a href='../../../theme-parks/europe/uk/alton-towers/rides/the-curse-at-alton-manor/'>The Curse at Alton Manor</a>

Time for Paul's first ride on The Curse at Alton Manor

It felt as though a few of the empty black gaps have been filled in with the missing effects since opening day, making the experience even better

It felt as though a few of the empty black gaps have been filled in with the missing effects since opening day, making the experience even better

The park has installed an observation platform in <a href='../../../theme-parks/europe/uk/alton-towers/areas/forbidden-valley/'>Forbidden Valley</a>

The park has installed an observation platform in Forbidden Valley

Looking over the <a href='../../../theme-parks/europe/uk/alton-towers/rides/nemesis/retracking/'>Nemesis retracking</a> construction site

Looking over the Nemesis retracking construction site

The new track is being installed

The new track is being installed

<a href='../../../theme-parks/europe/uk/alton-towers/rides/nemesis-sub-terra/'>Nemesis Sub-Terra</a> has recently reopened

Nemesis Sub-Terra has recently reopened

The experience remains pretty much identical to when it closed in 2015 ... it's still shit

The experience remains pretty much identical to when it closed in 2015 ... it's still shit

We had lunch in <a href='../../../theme-parks/europe/uk/alton-towers/food-and-drink/rollercoaster-restaurant/'>Rollercoaster Restaurant</a>.
    Alton Towers recently contracted out their food offerings to third-party company Aramark, and sadly the quality seems to have gone vastly downhill.

We had lunch in Rollercoaster Restaurant. Alton Towers recently contracted out their food offerings to third-party company Aramark, and sadly the quality seems to have gone vastly downhill.

The <a href='../../../theme-parks/europe/uk/alton-towers/rides/skyride/'>Skyride</a> is down at the moment, which means a lot of walking across the park

The Skyride is down at the moment, which means a lot of walking across the park

There's live entertainment and a food street near <a href='../../../theme-parks/europe/uk/alton-towers/areas/the-towers/'>The Towers</a> as part of the Mardi Gras event

There's live entertainment and a food street near The Towers as part of the Mardi Gras event

<a href='../../../theme-parks/europe/uk/alton-towers/rides/oblivion/'>Oblivion</a> was walk-on

Oblivion was walk-on

We were gangsta enough for a ride on <a href='../../../theme-parks/europe/uk/alton-towers/rides/gangsta-granny-the-ride/'>Gangsta Granny</a>

We were gangsta enough for a ride on Gangsta Granny

Browsing the classifieds

Browsing the classifieds

Along with the Skyride, <a href='../../../theme-parks/europe/uk/alton-towers/rides/hex-the-legend-of-the-towers/'>Hex</a> has also been broken since the start of the season,
     so we ventured into Dark Forest

Along with the Skyride, Hex has also been broken since the start of the season, so we ventured into Dark Forest

<a href='../../../theme-parks/europe/uk/alton-towers/rides/rita/'>Rita</a> was just re-opening after a breakdown as we walked past, so we were able to ride it with almost no wait

Rita was just re-opening after a breakdown as we walked past, so we were able to ride it with almost no wait

And then, of course, we rode <a href='../../../theme-parks/europe/uk/alton-towers/rides/th13teen/'>Th13teen</a> - you have to take advantage these days when it's not raining!

And then, of course, we rode Th13teen - you have to take advantage these days when it's not raining!

Stupidly, even though it was only a short queue, we were made to walk through every section of the extended queueline

Stupidly, even though it was only a short queue, we were made to walk through every section of the extended queueline

We took advantage of the fantastic weather to have a stroll through the Gardens

We took advantage of the fantastic weather to have a stroll through the Gardens

We ended up in Forbidden Valley, where we decided to end the day

We ended up in Forbidden Valley, where we decided to end the day

Thankfully we were able to exit through the gate by Galactica rather than having to walk all the way back around to the front of the park

Thankfully we were able to exit through the gate by Galactica rather than having to walk all the way back around to the front of the park

Several pieces of the new Nemesis track were sitting in the car park waiting to be installed

Several pieces of the new Nemesis track were sitting in the car park waiting to be installed

Overall it was a great weekend in the sunshine. Flamingo Land was much better than I was expecting, and Sik is a solid ride which gives a much more comfortable ride than its sister Colossus at Thorpe Park. Sadly Alton Towers was a bit of a let down: having major rides down (Nemesis obviously being the exception) just before the summer season starts in earnest is not a good look, and the food has become dire. As expected, Nemesis Sub-Terra is still pretty rubbish, but at least it might soak up a few of the crowds.

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